After giving you a taste of the omnipotent abilities of our girls, Kiwi Tart and Mensa Girl, I thought that you, our readers, should get to know all of our amazing characters.
BETTER THAN EVERYONE ELSE PEOPLE:
Kiwi Tart - aka the Phreak or Jen-Fuh, the slightly more earth-bound of the two girls, Kiwi has a powerful aptitude for laughing at the speed of smell, KT tends to be a bit on the cheesy side, no really, she loves cheese
Mensa Girl - aka Nerd Apple or Tara, MG travels the globe (like a Globe Trotter with less coordination and less... um... black), she has the faculty for falling down stairs and blinding others with her paler than translucent skin color
Together, they are Kiwi Tart and Mensa Girl, occasionally Mensa Girl and Kiwi Tart, whose only weaknesses are the puissant Starbucks Mocha Frappuccino and supremely satisfying MarioKart64. PH33R US!
SIDE KICKS AND MINOR CHARACTERS:
C-Mo - aka C-Mo, he's moody and whiny with a cherry on top, don't make him mad cuz he'll torture you with... the COLD SHOULDER, brrrrrrrrr
Beachberry - aka Sharlie, prolly the sweetest person you'll ever meet, BB always has an encouraging word for the down-and-out superhero (along with a hug and a funny sounding hello)
Hunter - aka Walker, small obnoxious child that can't run or add numbers whose sum is greater than thirty
Miss Fawnie - aka Dr. Fawny, scientist, invents the heroines gadgets, quotes Bible verses, can't stand being poked in the shoulder repeatedly, very optimistic
SUPER VILLAINS AND ALL-AROUND MEANIE HEADS
Mega the Hutch - a large girl (in ego and physical appearance), ugly, mean, stupid, and overall prep that blames MG and Kiwi for every rotten thing that happens, never goes away (like a giant human zit)